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First,The Good News, because there is much of it today:<br />
<ul> <li><a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/aerospace/archives/196972.asp">Tanker contract WIN!</a> Tail between its legs, Northrop Grumman backs away from bidding for new Air Force refueling tanker contract, leaving Boeing the sole bidder for the project.</li> <li>No, really, it was the one armed-man who did it! This time, <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416337_captured08.html">police captured him at a Magnolia house party</a> without even making Harrison Ford jump off of anything, which is kind of disappointing.</li> <li>After years of cleanup work, shellfish from nearby Port Susan have been given the<a href="http://www.king5.com/news/Port-Susan-emerges-from-sewage-after-cleanup-effort-87005557.html"> OK for human consumption</a> for the first time in over two decades.</li> <li>Seattle will be one of five markets to get an early test of the <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/transportation/416374_leaf9.html">all-electric Nissan Leaf </a>starting in April.</li> <li>King County Executive Dow Constantine announced what seems like an <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416360_constantine08.html">eminently reasonable plan</a> to trim the fat from the county budget and close a $95 million gap.</li> <li>No need to worry about an armed man roaming the streets near Seward Park. Turns out the <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011291113_parkshooting09m.html">shooting victim just accidentally shot himself</a> and didn't want to admit it to the cops, because that would be totally embarassing! Also, because he is a felon.</li> </ul><br />
But don't get too giddy, now. There remains, as always, The Bad News:<br />
<ul> <li>There are worse backup quarterbacks to have than Seneca Wallace, especially when your starters arm is held on with duct tape and happy thoughts. But the <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/seahawksblog/2011292123_breakingnewssenecawallacetradedtocleveland.html">Seahawks won't have Wallace to kick around anymore</a>, dealing him to the Cleveland Browns. Best of luck, Seneca.</li> <li>An Enumclaw woman has been <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416362_horses08.html">charged with animal cruelty</a> after police and animal control officers remove dozens of animals, some starving, others already dead, from her property.</li> <li>A physical therapist at Swedish Medical Center has been charged with taking indecent liberties following allegations that he <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416376_therapist08.html">physically abused two patients under his care.</a></li> </ul></p><br />
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First,The Good News, because there is much of it today:</p>
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<li><a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/aerospace/archives/196972.asp">Tanker contract WIN!</a> Tail between its legs, Northrop Grumman backs away from bidding for new Air Force refueling tanker contract, leaving Boeing the sole bidder for the project.</li>
<li>No, really, it was the one armed-man who did it! This time, <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416337_captured08.html">police captured him at a Magnolia house party</a> without even making Harrison Ford jump off of anything, which is kind of disappointing.</li>
<li>After years of cleanup work, shellfish from nearby Port Susan have been given the<a href="http://www.king5.com/news/Port-Susan-emerges-from-sewage-after-cleanup-effort-87005557.html"> OK for human consumption</a> for the first time in over two decades.</li>
<li>Seattle will be one of five markets to get an early test of the <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/transportation/416374_leaf9.html">all-electric Nissan Leaf </a>starting in April.</li>
<li>King County Executive Dow Constantine announced what seems like an <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416360_constantine08.html">eminently reasonable plan</a> to trim the fat from the county budget and close a $95 million gap.</li>
<li>No need to worry about an armed man roaming the streets near Seward Park. Turns out the <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011291113_parkshooting09m.html">shooting victim just accidentally shot himself</a> and didn&#8217;t want to admit it to the cops, because that would be totally embarassing! Also, because he is a felon.</li>
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But don&#8217;t get too giddy, now. There remains, as always, The Bad News:</p>
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<li>There are worse backup quarterbacks to have than Seneca Wallace, especially when your starters arm is held on with duct tape and happy thoughts. But the <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/seahawksblog/2011292123_breakingnewssenecawallacetradedtocleveland.html">Seahawks won&#8217;t have Wallace to kick around anymore</a>, dealing him to the Cleveland Browns. Best of luck, Seneca.</li>
<li>An Enumclaw woman has been <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416362_horses08.html">charged with animal cruelty</a> after police and animal control officers remove dozens of animals, some starving, others already dead, from her property.</li>
<li>A physical therapist at Swedish Medical Center has been charged with taking indecent liberties following allegations that he <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416376_therapist08.html">physically abused two patients under his care.</a></li>
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		<title>Top 9 Things to Do While Stoned</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!


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<p>Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my <a href="http://www.afewtoomany.com/2010/01/top-9-things-to-not-do-while-stoned/">Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned</a>, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!</p>
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		<title>Chuck E. Cheese bans gangsta things from its Harlem location</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Establishments think that putting up a sign is a way of deterring certain undesirable elements of society from coming in, as if a sign has the power of making people reconsider their way of life. The latest attempt comes from a Chuck E. Cheese in Harlem which is banning everything from glass cutters to...towels.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/topic/arts_culture/popular/~4/zKlEa-DeS6I" height="1">]]></description>
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		<title>10 Worst Product Names Ever</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The launch of the iPad—and the digs that ensued—got WD thinking about the worst names out there. From Pee Cola to Krack Nuggets, try to wrap your head around these off-the-wall labels.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/topic/arts_culture/popular/~4/GlZhQaIQYgQ" height="1">]]></description>
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		<title>Hedge Fund Serves Up $2 Billion Offer For Novell</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4402012981_c6683daed0_o.jpg" alt="" width="246" height="186" />After the close of trading in U.S. stock markets on Tuesday, Elliott Associates, L.P., a hedge fund with a significant position in shares of Novell, placed an unsolicited offer to buy the company for $2 billion. Its offer of $5.75 per share in cash is well above Novell's closing price today of $4.75 per share, and caused Novell's shares to rise above $6 in after hours trading. The offer places a high valuation on Novell, and the troubled company will have to consider it very carefully.</p>
<p>According to Elliott Associates L.P.'s <a href="http://www.streetinsider.com/Press+Releases/Elliott+Offers+to+Acquire+Novell/5400447.html">offer letter</a>: </p>
<p>&#34;Based on our detailed review of the Company's publicly available information and our substantial knowledge of the software industry, we are pleased to submit this proposal to acquire all of the shares of common stock of Novell for a cash price of $5.75 per share.  This price represents a premium of 49% over the Company's current enterprise value and 77% over the Company's 90-day volume-weighted average enterprise value.&#34;</p>
<p>It continues:</p>
<p>&#34;Over the past several years, the Company has attempted to diversify away from its legacy division with a series of acquisitions and changes in strategic focus that have largely been unsuccessful.  As a result, we believe the Company's stock has meaningfully underperformed all relevant indices and peers.&#34;</p>
<p>While the $2 billion offer may seem high at first glance, it's worth remembering that Novell has nearly $1 billion in cash, and reported $220 million of revenues in its most recent quarter. We've made the point before that with Sun Microsystems under the wing of Oracle now, Novell and Red Hat remain the only large, publicly traded U.S. companies focused almost entirely on open source software. <a href="http://ostatic.com/blog/how-low-can-public-open-source-companies-go">We've also noted</a> that the large cash positions that both Red Hat and Novell have make them prime acquisition targets (although rises in Red Hat's stock price have made it less attractive). </p>
<p>If Novell accepts the new offer, it will no longer be an independent company, leaving only Red Hat among big publicly traded firms to focus on open source. Without a doubt, Novell's long-suffering shareholders will call for the offer to be taken seriously. Novell officials have yet to comment, but Elliott Associates L.P.'s offer is high enough that a shakeup could be imminent.</p>
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<p>According to Elliott Associates L.P.&#8217;s <a href="http://www.streetinsider.com/Press+Releases/Elliott+Offers+to+Acquire+Novell/5400447.html">offer letter</a>: </p>
<p>&quot;Based on our detailed review of the Company&#8217;s publicly available information and our substantial knowledge of the software industry, we are pleased to submit this proposal to acquire all of the shares of common stock of Novell for a cash price of $5.75 per share.  This price represents a premium of 49% over the Company&#8217;s current enterprise value and 77% over the Company&#8217;s 90-day volume-weighted average enterprise value.&quot;</p>
<p>It continues:</p>
<p>&quot;Over the past several years, the Company has attempted to diversify away from its legacy division with a series of acquisitions and changes in strategic focus that have largely been unsuccessful.  As a result, we believe the Company&#8217;s stock has meaningfully underperformed all relevant indices and peers.&quot;</p>
<p>While the $2 billion offer may seem high at first glance, it&#8217;s worth remembering that Novell has nearly $1 billion in cash, and reported $220 million of revenues in its most recent quarter. We&#8217;ve made the point before that with Sun Microsystems under the wing of Oracle now, Novell and Red Hat remain the only large, publicly traded U.S. companies focused almost entirely on open source software. <a href="http://ostatic.com/blog/how-low-can-public-open-source-companies-go">We&#8217;ve also noted</a> that the large cash positions that both Red Hat and Novell have make them prime acquisition targets (although rises in Red Hat&#8217;s stock price have made it less attractive). </p>
<p>If Novell accepts the new offer, it will no longer be an independent company, leaving only Red Hat among big publicly traded firms to focus on open source. Without a doubt, Novell&#8217;s long-suffering shareholders will call for the offer to be taken seriously. Novell officials have yet to comment, but Elliott Associates L.P.&#8217;s offer is high enough that a shakeup could be imminent.</p>
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		<title>When PC Ports of Console Games Go Wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post up at Gamasutra complains about the lack of effort put into the PC ports of some console games. The author picks on the unimpressively-reviewed Ninja Blade in particular: "Just as a quick guide to what we're dealing with here: when you create a new save file at the start of Ninja Blade on the PC, it warns you not to 'turn off your console.' Yes, Ninja Blade is one of those conversions: not so much converted as made to perfunctorily run on a different machine. In-game, you're asked to press A, B, X and Y in various sequences as part of Ninja Blade's extraordinary abundance of quick-time events. Whether you have an Xbox 360 pad plugged in or not, the game captions these button icons with text describing the PC equivalent controls. Only it doesn't always do that. Sometimes, you're left staring at a giant, pulsating, green letter A, and no idea what to do with it." What awful ports have you had the misfortune to experience?<p><a href="http://games.slashdot.org/story/10/02/26/0651237/When-PC-Ports-of-Console-Games-Go-Wrong?from=rss"><img src="http://games.slashdot.org/slashdot-it.pl?from=rss&#38;op=image&#38;style=h0&#38;sid=10/02/26/0651237"></a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgames.slashdot.org%2Fstory%2F10%2F02%2F26%2F0651237%2FWhen-PC-Ports-of-Console-Games-Go-Wrong" target="_blank" title="Share on Facebook"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/facebook_icon_large.png"></a>
   
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